March 2012
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“It really worries me that 84% of this audience agrees with that statement,...”
– Stewart Lee - “Heresy”, BBC Radio 4, 16th May 2007 (via ijclark)
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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Joe Manganiello for OUT magazine | Tom & Lorenzo →
You’re welcome.
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Women's Green Red Or Dead Rod Shirley Glitter at... →
THAT GREEN IS AMAZING!
Here are some more glittery, sparkly shoes from Schuh for kicks.
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“Depression is humiliating. It turns intelligent, kind people into zombies who...”
– Pearl (via sherunsfromdarkness)
I agree with all of this, obviously. But I also have a few thoughts that aren’t supposed to make depressed people feel guilty; depression’s not a choice. But if you’re going to be one of the main sources of support for someone with depression, there...
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“These are the axes:
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Bodies are inherently valid
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Remember death
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– Mark Aguhar (via buttfacebutthead)
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Good Morning Westerosi,
gossipwesteros:
This morning started with a bang, or was that just the sound of Prince J getting slapped? Judging by the mark on J’s cheek, I guess the Imp isn’t small everywhere.
And tears were shed all around as Lonely Boy left for the cold embrace of the Wall. But none cried harder than our favorite RS. But don’t worry RS, you won’t be lonely any time soon. I hear krakens hold on tight.
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Watchthedailywhat:
Title Sequence of the Day: From tonight’s episode of The Simpsons, an epic Game of Thrones-themed couch gag.
[chewiejr.]
Absolutely perfect.
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February 2012
22 posts
